I'll talk to you, Liliann. Because I think its rather depressing to talk to yourself. Thats what crazy people do, they talk to themselves.
So there was a little girl, once upon a time, and it was raining. And it rained and rained until it almost got so bad she thought about making an arc like Noah. So she grabbed her beta fish, her hermit crabs, and her scorpions and brought all her yummy cup noodles and pbjs but it rained so much the boat took off without her. She was stranded, always cold and rainy, in the too crowded, too weird, too depressing place called Portland, where Whole Foods (across from her school) sold weird and yucky food, bums hung out at her train station, and did I mention that all it ever did was rain?
Oh, wait! I'M that little girl!
The End.